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Monday, October 22, 2007

7:50PM

swing for the fences
457983
is my sweet average

tantamount to death
errors in all the innings
hate cubs fans so much

Thursday, June 7, 2007

3:37PM

fuck yeah corona!
let's go obey some man laws.
beer is my mana.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

1:46AM

wanna play "cornhole?"
ok dude, you get the bags
i'll go off myself

Thursday, April 27, 2006

1:08PM

clap for the team, child
just hope you can be that great
and drink that much beer


sobriety blows
athletic code is faulty
damn thing just don't work.


let's go to cancun
do you have your flip flops, bitch?
objects like women.


me? lick a pussy?
NO WAY MAN, I HAVE A DICK
that's for those dumb dykes.

11:47AM

LACROSSE WARRIOR
yeah, i blow coke and bang sluts
it's pretty WICKED

10:26AM

QB sacked, no gain.
the coach is getting real pissed.
this sport really blows.


unintelligent
dumb, stupid, moron, idiot.
fucking imbecile.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

12:12AM

Playing 'bags' rules
those bean bags are for douche bags
popping my collar

Saturday, August 27, 2005

8:12PM

corona, miller,
bud and bud lite. all of these
make your schlong bigger.

5:16PM

He is from georgia,
sports is his name and his game,
...I hope she puts out.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

9:38PM

swing the damn racket.
pelt that ball with all your might!
Damn! over the fence.


gay after practice
towel whipping is so hot
i hope no one knows


fuck pat alonzi.
fuck you pat, fuck you fuck you
fuck you pat, fuck you

Saturday, May 7, 2005

11:54PM

O noble sportsman
Brave in the face of no skills
Except throwing stuff

Tuesday, May 3, 2005

8:30PM

peg Salter with ball
a funny proposition
OH SHIT!  To the dean.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

11:28PM

If reading about
Revolutions was a sport
I would be captain

Oh Trotsky-- you and
Permanent revolution
Filthy bastard Stalin

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

11:31PM

This is actually from the haiku generator thing, but I liked it too much not to post:

before i depart
for an inevitably
disappointing dream

Actually I think that's exactly how I wrote it at the time. If I'd realized it made a haiku I would have just written it here in the first place and then I could take all the credit.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

3:53PM - all they were wearing was nothing

Swimming makes me sick
Why is my class so grody?
I need a one piece

We played flicker ball
I can catch better than him
they don't pass to me

Basket or Volley?
funny. Girls all picked volley ball
Is it a "Gay" sport?

10:41AM

From this point forward
everything in this group
will be a haiku

nope, no exceptions
this includes all those comments
no one ever posts

Monday, April 11, 2005

11:03PM

Joe Gianini
thought breaking and entering
would be a smart move

Peter Wilt replaced
by incompetent jackass
MLS is dumb

testosterone is
a key ingredient in
sports themed violence

8:03PM

athletes say pain is
weakness leaving your body
so i cut myself

7:38PM

Naming your orchids
Should be a sport and I would
Be the team captain

Sunday, April 3, 2005

3:56PM

marigold patchwork
sing loud, guy with the head-mic
such a good tune

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