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Monday, October 22, 2007
7:50PM
swing for the fences
457983
is my sweet average
tantamount to death
errors in all the innings
hate cubs fans so much
Thursday, June 7, 2007
3:37PM
fuck yeah corona!
let's go obey some man laws.
beer is my mana.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
1:46AM
wanna play "cornhole?"
ok dude, you get the bags
i'll go off myself
Thursday, April 27, 2006
1:08PM
clap for the team, child
just hope you can be that great
and drink that much beer
sobriety blows
athletic code is faulty
damn thing just don't work.
let's go to cancun
do you have your flip flops, bitch?
objects like women.
me? lick a pussy?
NO WAY MAN, I HAVE A DICK
that's for those dumb dykes.
11:47AM
LACROSSE WARRIOR
yeah, i blow coke and bang sluts
it's pretty WICKED
10:26AM
QB sacked, no gain.
the coach is getting real pissed.
this sport really blows.
unintelligent
dumb, stupid, moron, idiot.
fucking imbecile.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
12:12AM
Playing 'bags' rules
those bean bags are for douche bags
popping my collar
Saturday, August 27, 2005
8:12PM
corona, miller,
bud and bud lite. all of these
make your schlong bigger.
5:16PM
He is from georgia,
sports is his name and his game,
...I hope she puts out.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
9:38PM
swing the damn racket.
pelt that ball with all your might!
Damn! over the fence.
gay after practice
towel whipping is so hot
i hope no one knows
fuck pat alonzi.
fuck you pat, fuck you fuck you
fuck you pat, fuck you
Saturday, May 7, 2005
11:54PM
O noble sportsman
Brave in the face of no skills
Except throwing stuff
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
8:30PM
peg Salter with ball
a funny proposition
OH SHIT! To the dean.
Sunday, April 17, 2005
11:28PM
If reading about
Revolutions was a sport
I would be captain
Oh Trotsky-- you and
Permanent revolution
Filthy bastard Stalin
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
11:31PM
This is actually from the haiku generator thing, but I liked it too much not to post:
before i depart
for an inevitably
disappointing dream
Actually I think that's exactly how I wrote it at the time. If I'd realized it made a haiku I would have just written it here in the first place and then I could take all the credit.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Swimming makes me sick
Why is my class so grody?
I need a one piece
We played flicker ball
I can catch better than him
they don't pass to me
Basket or Volley?
funny. Girls all picked volley ball
Is it a "Gay" sport?
10:41AM
From this point forward
everything in this group
will be a haiku
nope, no exceptions
this includes all those comments
no one ever posts
Monday, April 11, 2005
11:03PM
Joe Gianini
thought breaking and entering
would be a smart move
Peter Wilt replaced
by incompetent jackass
MLS is dumb
testosterone is
a key ingredient in
sports themed violence
8:03PM
athletes say pain is
weakness leaving your body
so i cut myself
7:38PM
Naming your orchids
Should be a sport and I would
Be the team captain
Sunday, April 3, 2005
3:56PM
marigold patchwork
sing loud, guy with the head-mic
such a good tune
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